The night started like any regular night with shitty weather. The Stratosphere Lounge was as empty as my bed every night. (OH. Unexpected stab in the heart much, Jess?) I don't mind a vacant building much when I open shop because I don't get tips with that shift. The slower it is, the less I have to clean. It gives me the freedom to prance around, give the mid-shift a hard time, and be loud and obnoxious. This night is a perfect example of what can happen when business is slow, and that example is just mediocre. I am capable of being much worse. I get ornery when there are no customers to attend to, which was the situation last night.
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Friday
Good things must come in pairs.
I guess with the change in weather came too a change in luck. But I will get to that in a moment. Last night was one of the best I've had since being in Alaska. It is hard to compete with hanging out with a bunch of drunken sailors everyday, but last night held its own and is up there with the big leagues.
The night started like any regular night with shitty weather. The Stratosphere Lounge was as empty as my bed every night. (OH. Unexpected stab in the heart much, Jess?) I don't mind a vacant building much when I open shop because I don't get tips with that shift. The slower it is, the less I have to clean. It gives me the freedom to prance around, give the mid-shift a hard time, and be loud and obnoxious. This night is a perfect example of what can happen when business is slow, and that example is just mediocre. I am capable of being much worse. I get ornery when there are no customers to attend to, which was the situation last night.
The night started like any regular night with shitty weather. The Stratosphere Lounge was as empty as my bed every night. (OH. Unexpected stab in the heart much, Jess?) I don't mind a vacant building much when I open shop because I don't get tips with that shift. The slower it is, the less I have to clean. It gives me the freedom to prance around, give the mid-shift a hard time, and be loud and obnoxious. This night is a perfect example of what can happen when business is slow, and that example is just mediocre. I am capable of being much worse. I get ornery when there are no customers to attend to, which was the situation last night.
Tuesday
Dearest DShan
DShan, my hunky iglooman,
How I long to see your username present itself when I stalk the 20sb chat room and main page. Your reign over the kingdom of twenty somethings arouses my desire for a man in power. Why have you not returned any of my friend requests? Day and night I linger in front of my computer screen, hoping that you will notice me among the many available and attractive 20 somethings that are so easily drawn in with your charming posts and enticing display picture. I fondly remember my first day as a 20 something, roaming the site unknowingly in the presence of such a wonderful admin, who little did I know would steal my heart the moment my email was spammed with messages that would lead me back to you.
You can be my admin any day, baby.
Sincerely yours (and hoping you will reconsider accepting my friend request),
J-Roll
If you are confused, I don't blame you. Blame them.
If you don't understand after reading, blame them again.
How I long to see your username present itself when I stalk the 20sb chat room and main page. Your reign over the kingdom of twenty somethings arouses my desire for a man in power. Why have you not returned any of my friend requests? Day and night I linger in front of my computer screen, hoping that you will notice me among the many available and attractive 20 somethings that are so easily drawn in with your charming posts and enticing display picture. I fondly remember my first day as a 20 something, roaming the site unknowingly in the presence of such a wonderful admin, who little did I know would steal my heart the moment my email was spammed with messages that would lead me back to you.
You can be my admin any day, baby.
Sincerely yours (and hoping you will reconsider accepting my friend request),
J-Roll
If you are confused, I don't blame you. Blame them.
If you don't understand after reading, blame them again.
Monday
Fleas, crabs, and mutated cells all make a J-Roll
Day something: Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality
I would firstly like to complain openly about how I am the only Zodiac sign who has two health conditions: cancer and crabs. At birth I was diagnosed with an STD followed by a life threatening disease. That is just wonderful.
But in all honesty, I wouldn't be any other sign but a Cancer. I have always been proud of my zodiac sign for what it stands for and how spot on it seems to be with my personality. Here is a little tidbit about Cancerians or whatever the Hell we're called.
"Cancer, the fourth sign of the zodiac, is a water sign, which signifies your highly emotional nature. Being under the sway of the element of water also makes you highly caring, generous and intuitive. You are highly evolved, even spiritual — the water signs are karmically (buh?) developed and refined in spirit.
Water is malleable and adaptable. You are very much like that. You adapt when you have to, but you much prefer to make changes on your own terms.
Like water, you are soothing and nourishing too. Life-supporting energies are at the heart of your character. You will act as a support for many people — in your own family and beyond. (Like in space!)
Oscar-winning actress Kathy Bates is a dedicated patron, funding a Beverly Hills hospital for women recovering from cancer. Guess what her star sign is? You got it — Cancer! (Really?! OMFG.)
You are for the most part a person of feeling and sensation. (Hot.) Often you will ignore your own judgment and rationality, and someone’s else’s reasonable advice, in favor of how you feel. (Not so hot.) You don’t care if you’re wrong, either! If your intuition tells you to do something, like reaching out to give someone a helping hand, you’ll just do it. (Nevermind, I'm awesome!)
Others turn to you when they need a shoulder to cry on — you’ll do well in any of the caring professions. This approach is highlighted by your key life phrase, ‘I nurture’. You find it difficult to turn away anyone in need. Anyone who knows you will agree that you are one of the best people to connect with if they need advice. Friends will turn to you if they are in trouble, knowing that your sensitive and compassionate touch will lighten their load. (...What load are we speaking of here?)
You are extremely receptive to your environment and the people around you, and will often ‘pick up’ people’s energies, moods and thoughts. (I can read minds?) This ability serves you well; your intuition about people is quite often correct. Your knack of knowing people’s issues before they even open their mouths attracts them to you. (Again. I can read minds?!) The difficulty with this, though, is that you can tend to absorb their emotions — negative as well as positive.
You reflect the qualities of the changing Moon. (I'M A WEREWOLF!) This means that at times your emotions get the better of you, and you swing from high to low. Family and friends will be well aware of this, but they will not doubt your loyalty and support.
Another aspect of the Moon that sometimes doesn’t work well for you is its maternal nature. (I'm a caring werewolf)You sometimes veer too close to the mothering/smothering lane, which can put people off. (I smother people with my emotions instead of pillows because I'm all about prolonging the process)
Back on the plus side, you love to mix with all sorts of people. (...Rum and Coke that is) Social activities are an essential ingredient in your development. You are a great success socially, because you can convey your wisdom to others so well (Beer before liquor, never been sicker kids) — Cancerians have very expressive faces.
Creative enterprises are a great way to make the most of your moods and your imagination. Music and writing are perfect vehicles for you. You can express the inner part of your being as entertaining literary, art or music pieces." -Astrology.com
I would firstly like to complain openly about how I am the only Zodiac sign who has two health conditions: cancer and crabs. At birth I was diagnosed with an STD followed by a life threatening disease. That is just wonderful.
But in all honesty, I wouldn't be any other sign but a Cancer. I have always been proud of my zodiac sign for what it stands for and how spot on it seems to be with my personality. Here is a little tidbit about Cancerians or whatever the Hell we're called.
"Cancer, the fourth sign of the zodiac, is a water sign, which signifies your highly emotional nature. Being under the sway of the element of water also makes you highly caring, generous and intuitive. You are highly evolved, even spiritual — the water signs are karmically (buh?) developed and refined in spirit.
Water is malleable and adaptable. You are very much like that. You adapt when you have to, but you much prefer to make changes on your own terms.
Like water, you are soothing and nourishing too. Life-supporting energies are at the heart of your character. You will act as a support for many people — in your own family and beyond. (Like in space!)
Oscar-winning actress Kathy Bates is a dedicated patron, funding a Beverly Hills hospital for women recovering from cancer. Guess what her star sign is? You got it — Cancer! (Really?! OMFG.)
You are for the most part a person of feeling and sensation. (Hot.) Often you will ignore your own judgment and rationality, and someone’s else’s reasonable advice, in favor of how you feel. (Not so hot.) You don’t care if you’re wrong, either! If your intuition tells you to do something, like reaching out to give someone a helping hand, you’ll just do it. (Nevermind, I'm awesome!)
Others turn to you when they need a shoulder to cry on — you’ll do well in any of the caring professions. This approach is highlighted by your key life phrase, ‘I nurture’. You find it difficult to turn away anyone in need. Anyone who knows you will agree that you are one of the best people to connect with if they need advice. Friends will turn to you if they are in trouble, knowing that your sensitive and compassionate touch will lighten their load. (...What load are we speaking of here?)
You are extremely receptive to your environment and the people around you, and will often ‘pick up’ people’s energies, moods and thoughts. (I can read minds?) This ability serves you well; your intuition about people is quite often correct. Your knack of knowing people’s issues before they even open their mouths attracts them to you. (Again. I can read minds?!) The difficulty with this, though, is that you can tend to absorb their emotions — negative as well as positive.
You reflect the qualities of the changing Moon. (I'M A WEREWOLF!) This means that at times your emotions get the better of you, and you swing from high to low. Family and friends will be well aware of this, but they will not doubt your loyalty and support.
Another aspect of the Moon that sometimes doesn’t work well for you is its maternal nature. (I'm a caring werewolf)
Back on the plus side, you love to mix with all sorts of people. (...Rum and Coke that is) Social activities are an essential ingredient in your development. You are a great success socially, because you can convey your wisdom to others so well (Beer before liquor, never been sicker kids) — Cancerians have very expressive faces.
(It's true)
Creative enterprises are a great way to make the most of your moods and your imagination. Music and writing are perfect vehicles for you. You can express the inner part of your being as entertaining literary, art or music pieces." -Astrology.com
And that is that folks. You heard them. I was destined to blog. Cancer and crabs don't seem so bad anymore.
Sunday
I have decided to participate in a challenge at 1:30 am! "Woohoo?"
...bum bum BUM!
Plus, If I wimp out in the middle of it, that'd be a follow up epic fail.
Until tomorrow!
A night of Facebook and hair gel
A few days ago I decided to venture out into the night and travel to San Marcos where two good friend awaited my arrival. I really needed to get out of the house. Don't get me wrong, I love living with my folks, but I am social and need someone to converse with after 9 pm every night. Plus I enjoy the long drives and it felt wonderful outside.
And who could I depend on to remain awake into the odd hours of the night? RYAN AND CASEY OF COURSE! When I lived in San Marcos sophomore year they were my super awesome neighbors, and those are hard to come by so staying in touch is very important.
And who could I depend on to remain awake into the odd hours of the night? RYAN AND CASEY OF COURSE! When I lived in San Marcos sophomore year they were my super awesome neighbors, and those are hard to come by so staying in touch is very important.
Ahem, so when I arrived, I was feeling mischievous and ornery. I sneeked onto Casey's laptop and performed the following:
I'M ORIGINAL!
Ryan was observing over my shoulder and I was pretty friggin' satisfied with myself until Casey spotted me. I think the giggles gave it away... I need to learn to be more stealthy with my Facebook attacks. So he snapped the laptop closed before I could manage to get a screenshot. Just before I resorted to Ryan's desktop in the other room, he bolted, shouting, "I HAVE TO LIKE IT FIRST!"
He is the epitome of youth brainwashed by technology. And it's hilarious.
Casey left the status there for good sport, but decided to be creative with his revenge. And I let him. Because I'm a good sport too.
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That shit took FOREVER to get out of my hair. Casey is lucky to have such a good friend.
Wednesday
Insomnia and late night creativity's SPAWN!
I'm too sleepy to expand on why I created this. I probably won't remember it in the morning... so what do I do? I post it here, because God knows this is the first place I go to when I wake up in the mor- afternoon.
Come on. You know you'd buy it.
Wear me on your chest!
Oh God, I really am tired.
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