How I long to see your username present itself when I stalk the 20sb chat room and main page. Your reign over the kingdom of twenty somethings arouses my desire for a man in power. Why have you not returned any of my friend requests? Day and night I linger in front of my computer screen, hoping that you will notice me among the many available and attractive 20 somethings that are so easily drawn in with your charming posts and enticing display picture. I fondly remember my first day as a 20 something, roaming the site unknowingly in the presence of such a wonderful admin, who little did I know would steal my heart the moment my email was spammed with messages that would lead me back to you.
You can be my admin any day, baby.
Sincerely yours (and hoping you will reconsider accepting my friend request),
J-Roll
If you are confused, I don't blame you. Blame them.
If you don't understand after reading, blame them again.
I love the screenshot:) I don't think you guys are insane. Hilarious. Hawt. Genius. All those terms come to mind.
ReplyDeleteSeriously today was a very flattering one for me, which helps me feel great about all the time I put into trying to make the web more awesome for you guys and girls.
Well we love and appreciate you!
ReplyDeletefirst off your blog header is fucking awesome! second off can we be besties forever and ever?!?
ReplyDeleteWE MOST CERTAINLY CAN.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you!