Dance Fails

Dancing aimlessly around the house in your underwear is the best remedy to the loneliness that occurs when the boyfriend is at work. I highly recommend it, even to people who are as clumsy as I-- the bruises are worth it. So far I have two new ones. It started off Foot Loose-esque with the leaps and the spins, fused with some Gaga moves, and topped with Shakira's hip pops. I probably look ridiculous, but at least I feel like I could give Beyonce a run for her money. By the time I'm finished, half of the furniture in the house is going to need repairing and I'm not going to be able to move for a while.

"No officer, I did not beat up my girlfriend. She just uh, was trying to learn how to breakdance on Youtube and flew through the window somehow. No officer, I can't explain the series of holes in the walls. No, I can't explain why she keeps answering your questions with Kesha lyrics either.

...you are going to handcuff me aren't you?"

Poor Mike.

Answer me this:
What is the craziest thing that has happened to you while home alone, specifically dancing? Have you fallen down stairs? Flipped over couches? And dance fails of the sort?

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