Let's just focus on the boogers kids.

My reward for classes being cancelled today is being surrounded by children who constantly feel the need to nark on each other and go poop with the door wide open. One of the kids asked "Are boogers always green?" from across the room and it completely caught me off guard because I am still fending off the mentality that I had adopted last night when I posted. My Mom seemed caught off guard too, which surprised me more than the question itself because she must hear questions like this everyday. She has been trained in the art of answering strange questions that manifest in the minds and escape through the mouths of three-year-olds. You have to maintain a good sense of humor when you are around kids all of the time.
"If you think that is weird, when Dianna's daughter was seven, she asked how gay men have sex," Mom said.

Wha-

I-

Huh?

How... how the fuck do you answer that!? That makes me rethink wanting to be a Mom for a while. You know how screwed up my child would be? I am a woman of the truth. I tell it how it is, sometimes without being as gentle and cautious about it as I should. "Well honey, they #%@& #$ #& &%$ @#%."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

That's enough of contemplating using my womb. I am just happy that I don't have class today. In celebration of the power outage on campus, here's a comic that I find relevant to how I felt last night. "If Dora had a blog."

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