No, guys, I am not exaggerating.
Can't write anymore. My fingers are starting to stick to the keyboard and I think my big toe just fell off.
Wednesday
The boy doesn't have cold medicine-- but at least he has super glue!
That's the last time I ninja out (ACHOO) into the middle of the night hopped up on wine and margaritas with the boyfriend's best friend. I don't care how bored or lonely I get when Mike's on watch and won't be home for a day and a half. I know enough to be aware that if you stick a certain breed of (ACHOO) Texan in the snow for hours, she's gonna get sick-- like, really sick. This certain breed of Texan actually likes the (ACHOO) heat. I do not enjoy having to wake up at 3 a.m to massage the life back into my fingers and toes.
No, guys, I am not exaggerating.
Can't write anymore. My fingers are starting to stick to the keyboard and I think my big toe just fell off.
No, guys, I am not exaggerating.
Can't write anymore. My fingers are starting to stick to the keyboard and I think my big toe just fell off.
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You are a TRUE TEXAN!
ReplyDeleteSorry you feel bad baby :(
You need a shot in the butt!
Call Mama
SHOT IN THE BUTT!
ReplyDeleteNo but seriously, I will be feeling your pain soon. We are born true texan's, THE HEAT WILL LET US SURVIVE.