Monday

A colorful rant meets a colorful rant.

I was surprised at how much feedback I received for posting my first Vlog, and how fast I received it. Thank you everyone for putting up with me. I was unaware that I had an accent until this morning when I accepted the plethora of comments waiting for me. Also, apparently I make a hot librarian figure, which will sadly be a temporary look considering that I am going to get my contacts soon. Sorry everyone, but at least you have documented proof that I am sizzling hot in my glasses. Those are going to be put away for a long time, so if this upsets you, I encourage you to watch the video as much as you want. This is not an invitation to undress me with your eyes though, you librarian fetish fiends.



Onto more important things. I invite you to click on the link above called "blog-uh-duh-month" as mentioned in my vlog. The official winner is posted and will forever be loved by me and hopefully by you. I meant hopefully in the most forceful tone I can accomplish. This had to be stated because I cannot achieve tone through my keyboard. Those super powers have not been bestowed upon me just yet.

Congratulations Colorful Rants of a Fed Up Sista!

I must leave you now, but I will document my day later if it is worth documenting. (Stop staring at me Mr. Morin. I'm a multitasker. Your notes have been documented and your words have been heard. American Indians are cool, but my readers are awesome, so you can wait. POCAHONTAS CAN WAIT MR. MORIN. WE ALL KNOW THE STORY. Oh. What? that's not how... Fucking Disney.)


3 comments:

  1. Wow! This is too cool dammit! Just when I thought my day was suck-ish from this terrible hangover...I SEE THIS! I'ma check out this vlog! Thanks mama for the love!! *flashes boobies...slips on greasy spot on the floor...hits nipple on the edge of coffee table...cries ;))

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  2. I had to stop watching because I like to picture you in my head the way I always have. I've known my head version too long and now it's disturbing to see someone else in her place (even if you are librarian hot.) It's very single white female feeling.

    That being said, I'm so glad you're over that challenge. I've simply given myself permission to take time off commenting on anyone's blog who is doing those things. It's too boring. Although you, of course, did manage to make it more interesting than most.

    You're too original to be doing that scripted crap.

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  3. I didn't notice that you had an accent. Of course, if you decide to go with the Justin Bieber hairdo, then you'll really lose the sexy librarian look.

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