A New Hope: The Boyfriend Blogs Back!

Sorry about the Star Wars joke, folks. So, I'd like to introduce myself, for those of you that don't know me. I'm Mike! The yankee alaskan coastie boy J-Roll loves, for some reason. I may or may not be committing some cardinal blog-sin here, writing a post on HER account, but I had some things I had to say.

Um. I forgot them. Instead, some alliterative poetry! About boobs!

Or should I say...bodacious boobs!
Titillating tits!
Breathtaking breasts!
Juicy jugs,
Hot hooters,
Tasty ta-tas,
Smoking...sweater kittens.
Gnarly...knockers. Okay now I'm just grasping at straws. Enough of this! I look forward to you, the internet, hearing more about my somewhat humiliating hijinks through Jessica's writing.

And to Jess' family...I'm so sorry. She's probably going to kill me anyway when she finds out I did this.

Toodles!!