Is it because I'm twenty (still young!), or is it because all of my friends are married and many already have children? Maybe it's because I have a vagina, and everyone knows that all women aspire to do is to get married and breed. And obviously, because I am a university student, I must need alcohol rehab, because I'm such a drunk.
Alright, alright, maybe I have no room to talk, considering that one of my labels that my sidebar includes "me and booze." And all of these relationship statuses that are shifting from "in a relationship" to "engaged" are really starting to make me want a drink. So scratch the previous sarcasm.
But I don't need rehab. Seriously. I don't!
*hic*
I'm married so now I've upgraded to baby food ads. The other day it was baby strollers and weed. I was confused, but pleased.
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HA!
ReplyDeleteWeed, really? Facebook must have upgraded its system. Illegal variety!
Facebook adverts piss me off. That is why I stick to my iPod app as much as possible, no adds. It's still super boring reading all the things my friends think are interesting enough to post, but at least I don't have to do it with annoying advertisements flashing in my face.
ReplyDelete@Chunky Knubby Navel - Could lead to an interesting walk through a park.
ReplyDeleteI just get ads for Republican shit. Doesn't make any sense.
ReplyDeleteI'm single so I get a lot of ads for dating sites, and because of my age I get a lot of school ads plus some really random ones for stuff like cold medicine and London Drugs.
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