Thursday

I suspect that Stephenie Meyer is in cahoots with Google Ads


Becoming a werewolf. 

Now you don't have to be Native American to look this good.



5 comments:

  1. But what if I want to be a vampire? Is there a tutorial for that?

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  2. I think Stephanie Meyers is in cahoots with Osama bin Laden. That would probably explain most things.

    Whitney

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  3. Hey
    I have been following your blog and it would be great if you could write a blog about what really happening in NYC and why you came home...

    I feel this kind of information would be great because now I am so curious and feel like this blog is missing the raw potential of disclosure!

    Keep up the great work :)

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  4. @Rob: Well, I think that involves dying first, and I don't think that that is such a good idea. Please rethink.

    @Anonymous: I-uh-buh-but-th-thank you? I appreciate your support, but I might have to leave everyone in the dark on that one. I apologize if people are disappointed, really.

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